Monthly Archives: July 2004

Remember when drinking used to be fun? I mean really happy fun. Not the nasty pre-legal teenage experimental years when you’d dread the next conversation that started ?you were crazy last night margaret?. But before the sensible drinking years where … Continue reading →

As a stand-up comic it’s always great when someone from the audience comes up afterwards to compliment you. Except when the compliment is: “hey, nice legs” Is that really the best you can say to me when I’ve been busting … Continue reading →

You were my first ever briefcase. In fact you were my last ever briefcase, which means we have a special bond. You were given to me just before the start of a new school year, in a new school. Moving … Continue reading →