Monthly Archives: March 2006

I don?t think absence makes the heart grow fonder, I think it just makes people forget how stupid they sound using the word ‘fond’.

Children on planes that expect me to join in playing peekaboo. It’s boring and repetitive. People who claim life begins at 40. It doesn’t. Coaches full of people in name badges staring out the windows. Golfing stores, golf carts and … Continue reading →

Luckily I didn’t get an Oscar this year. It wasn’t really my time to be honest and I don’t begrudge those that did win. Plus I would have had a lot of trouble with my acceptance speech.

I went to the auditions for the TV show Last Comic Standing on Thursday. Here’s the highlights.

Sometimes my blog entries feel really forced, just a way to make myself write regularly. Occasionally I’ll get inspired by something and will be amazed at my own brilliance. But rarely does my inspiration come in the mail.