?Coming soon – a must see movie from Starbucks Entertainment.’
Thanks Starbucks, but I don?t need your Entertainment, or your emails. A consistently priced Latte no matter which branch I go into would be nice. Isn?t that what homogenisation is about?
And they made it even harder on themselves by failing to mention the size of their thighs or bums. Of course in both their cases, their thighs – and probably bums too – are a very acceptable and quite pleasing size. So jokes about the horror of trying on jeans in changing rooms and those awful things that skinny step-children say to you might have fallen as flat as an A cup.
As I myself have found, its very difficult to be self-deprecating as a woman when youre neither fat nor ugly. We have to work so much harder at our comedy. Congratulations to Ruby Miller and Lisa D. My thighs may be fatter and my boobs a little larger, but I will NOT use them to my advantage.
Roll on Week 3.
It started out promisingly. I flew to London on American Airlines. You get what you pay for. I got $500 of crap. Shabby seats (mine next to the bathroom as usual), no movies, a missing meal and a couldn’t care less attitude from the pig-ugly flight crew. Thank god it was a night flight, the cabin was too dark to see them most of the time. Couldn’t get much sleep though, thanks to the spluttering passenger next to me with the annoying case of tuberculosis.