Monthly Archives: May 2006

Apparently I’m a superficial comedian. I live for laughs and applause and the occasional planned awkward silence. I don’t accept all that guff about boos and groans being the same as laughs, I think it’s largely a myth spread by … Continue reading →

?At 4:48 when depression visits I shall hang myself to the sound of my lovers breathing? From 4:48 Psychosis, by Sarah Kane

Look at the photo. Beautiful view isn’t it. The Grand Canyon. The picture really doesn’t do it justice, probably because the Canyon is around 270 miles long and the photo isn’t.

I?ve been calling my mother more frequently. I made the mistake of asking the pub where she?s having her 80th birthday lunch to send her a set of menus to choose from. They sent seven different options. Each with a … Continue reading →