I’m discovering that there are certain key attributes to being a road comic. These include, the ability to sleep absolutely anywhere, a tolerance of fast food and at least one good overflowing toilet story.

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England are through to the quarter-finals of the World Cup and I’m about as excited as the average American. Probably sub-normal and extraordinary Americans too.

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Interesting weekend at the Velveeta Room. I was opening for Kristen Key, the one on NBC’s Last Comic Standing that’s doing alright so far. She was recording her first DVD so it was all a bit glam with cameras and lights and a fancy new Velveeta Room sign on the stage. And best of all, a sold-out crowd with people lined up outside.

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Yesterday I got first place in my age group for a local 5k (3.1 miles). My winning time – 24:18. Not very fast, in fact in any other race this would be quite average, the fast ones coming in at 20 minutes or less. Even so, my time was a personal best and I got a medal.

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Friday June 2nd.

Alcohol Units: 1.
Weight: 126 pounds.
Cigarettes: 0.
Calories: 1000-2000.
Max. circumference of thigh: 22 inches.

Results of blood test: Depressing.

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