Did shows at The Velveeta Room last night. Before the start of the show I was bragging to another comic about my trapeze exploits and how brilliant it all was.
Her: Wow, I didn’t know they had classes for that
Me: Yeah, they just started
Her: It sounds dangerous
Me: Not really, there’s a big net and you’re in a harness so it’s pretty safe
Her: I don’t know, I fell off a bouncy castle once, so …
Me: You do realise that I’m talking about the trapeze, and not the trampoline
Her: Oh –no I mixed them up … but hey I’d love to take a trampoline class if you hear of any