Just over a month to my 42nd birthday and any last hope of my being cool is gone. I turned on the radio on my way home from CapCity and was excited that they were playing ‘Breakfast in America’ by Supertramp. I definitely wasn’t tuned into to 107.1 KGSR. (more…)

There’s nothing like going back to stand-up after a six month break to make you realise why you gave it up in the first place. (more…)

Seeing as Christmas hideousness has already begun in Austin, I’m going to announce my 2008 performance dates for the Fronterafest Fringe Festival

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It’s been pointed out to me that it’s not really fair to say I hate children, as this implies that I feel that way about all of them, even the ones I haven’t met. Which is pretty much true – I’m with the Government on this, guilty till proven innocent. But I’m now making an effort to personalise my hate, to give it a name.

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