Ran the 3M half marathon last Sunday. Just got the photos from the official photographer, who captured my race brilliantly.
‘Yes, yes, take my picture now, I’m a gazelle, lean and long. Look at the poor bastard behind me, only 6 more miles to go, loser’.
‘Mile 12. Please help me, I’m blind, lame in my left leg and my boobs are about to slide out under my shirt’.