Overheard the following when I was out at the nature-ish part of the Museum of Art in Austin.
Two women with two moderately sweet looking children, probably aged 4 or 5. Women may have been mothers or kidnappers.
Woman: shall we go down to the trail?
Children and other woman, annoyingly in unison: ‘Yaaay’
Woman: Do you think we?ll see some dinosaurs?
Me: Of course you won?t see any bloody dinosaurs. Not unless you?re all tripping on hallucinogenics. In which case, also look out for the dragons and Merlin.
I may not have said this in a sufficiently loud voice for them to hear.
I am a mean and grumpy old woman.